if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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