do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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