I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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