It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
