What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
And then he peed in my hair
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