The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
