I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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