Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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