FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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