what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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