So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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