yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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