I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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