Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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