Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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