Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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