i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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