wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I need to wash the frat house off of me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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