your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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