Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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