Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
