i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Too much gin, very little bucket
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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