you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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