Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
