I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
