my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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