this boner is exhausting
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I will be naked everywhere
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
