I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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