i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
