And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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