oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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