i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I've blown a few things in my day
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
