If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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