Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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