She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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