Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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