sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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