I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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