I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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