Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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