lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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