She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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