So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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