i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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