Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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