If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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