Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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