It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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