Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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