Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Randomize
