Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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